Boxor.com ranked my site higher but at a value of only $512.27. Now comes crotchety old Webstats Domain with the lower ranking but lofty $607.00 evaluation. Go figure. Big numbers obscure reason.

But I'm not disheartened. 
This site is still worth 243% more than what I paid for it. Dow Jones eat your heart out.

Pity the poor bastard who's #17,990,363 . S/he must be crushed. Here I am, sitting back, smirking, but with empathy. You work. You slave. And what for? Settling for something "close" to #18 million. Being "edged out" by the "Wiseasserist".

Oh the inhumanity!